They Say...

What do you want to be when you grow up Misses...*Answering the question at hand*...A mothafucking porn star, Jazmine Cashmere style...That bytch is my hero, OLE'...So since my competitor didn't post any rules or anything like that...I'm just gonna do this list style...And once I see what kind of competition that I have, take it from there...Yes, its true I've been "dick-whipped" for a while now so I haven't been as naughty as I was when single...Key word single, cause I did/do some unforgivable shyt when there are no ties...Anyhoo, shall we begin, I'm only gonna give a teaser...

*puts on Trina's baddest bitch single to set the mood*
(Le Tenderoni Days of Misses I.E., from age 16 to age 19)

You know I've done the usual, parks, cars, city zoo, public transportation, how many people can say The Governor Mansion...Why, I can...Bet you're wondering where the fuck was security...I kept them(yes them, my only threesome) busy...Everyone had a mouthful, so the screams and moans couldn't be heard...

I've always had this thing for men in uniform...Most women do, but mine was a little extreme...I would go on these little "runs" with this cop that I used to chill with...I want to say thanks to the one special officer in which I mastered wide-necking on...Who says I have no valuable skills, HA

Had a girlfriend once, no need to elaborate, and besides this is my secret weapon in case the BFF feels the need to get in a couple of low blows...HOLLA!!!